Since most college students are under the legal drinking age, it is a challenge if they wish to drink at a party.  One of the easiest solutions is to join a fraternity/sorority.  These organizations have access to upper class people who can purchase the alcohol for you with no questions asked.  Plus, they regularly sponsor parties.  Sometimes I think that the drinking laws help keep fraternities/sororities alive.

Police raided a frat house and discovered that there was under age drinking taking place.  Well duh!!  This problem could easily be eliminated by just posting a sign stating that under age drinking is not allowed.

At first these post look like they are protecting you from the rock.  But since the rock is not real, the posts are to protect the rock from you.  Maybe some day, they can afford to purchase a real rock.

Be sure to put the seat down!

Well, we got the white Christmas that we want.  Now, I have to shovel it.

St. Louis MO is implementing a gun buy back program.  While they don’t expect criminals to participate, they feel that the world will be a safer place if those little old ladies don’t own guns to protect themselves from criminal who do own guns.

While I know that you have to protect wool clothing from moths, do you have to protect sheep from them as well?

You can now get an angel for the top of your Christmas tree that looks like Hillary Clinton.  I wonder if you can get a Santa Claus that looks like Hillary?

When I was getting my teeth cleaned the other day, the hygienist asked me if mint was ok or if I wanted a different flavor.  I almost asked if they had “Peppermint Spice” but I was afraid that they just might.

Well, I just learned today that Jingle Bells is a racist song.  And while there are no explicit words to support this accusation , they claim there are some words in the song that would only have been used by slave owners.  FWIW.