This looks interesting but I wonder just how practical it is.

While traveling through Canada recently, I noticed a sign on the interstate advertising the Ponderosa Nudist Camp and Resort.  The sign was right along with the signs advertising other area attractions.  Well OK I guess.

A few years ago, some one was excavating a swamp when the discovered some bones.  Assuming that the bones were those of an ancient Mastodon, scientists swarmed on the scene.  But some old timer said that it was really just an elephant and that they would only find the front half of it.  He went on to say that when he was a boy, a circus elephant died and that the circus dumped the front half of the elephant in the swamp keeping the back half to feed the lions.  They never found the back half of the elephant.

When ever I see a fence around a cemetery, I have to wonder “Is it to keep people out or to keep people in?”

Lobster rolls are back!  That is what the sign on the Mc Donalds in Ossipee Nh proclaimed.  Wow!  That sounds so good.  Unfortunately, the Mc Donalds in Lowell only advertises their chicken sandwich.

During the Mass, the Priest asked us to great each other.  Shortly after that,  I could detect the distinct smell of hand sanitizer.  I suspect that if they can’t cope with shaking hands, communion is totally out of the question.

While I am not Catholic, I do attend Mass on occasions.  And while I know that at some point during the service the kneeling bench is going to be used, it always takes me by surprise.  And such was the case last Sunday.  The bench came down on my foot pinning my shoe to the floor.  And since everyone else was kneeling, I had no choice but to sit down and try to free my shoe.  After about ten seconds, I was able to free my foot and assume the position.  I hate that when that happens.

Over the past few years, the price of EPI pens have been increasing.  This is what happens when the government creates a monopoly.  But when the price increase hit the media, the EPI pen manufacturer decided to come up with special discount pricing.  Amazing!

For the past 30 years, we have been told of the evils of high fat diets.  But now research has shown that high fat diets are actually very good for you.

While I was out looking at 1 ton “duellys”, I was given prices for both the basic models and the deluxe models.  However when I compare the features I noticed that deluxe versions came with deluxe engines for another $600.  And the since the engines were same size and model, I can only conclude that the deluxe engines must have chrome air cleaners and dip sticks.