There is a new store in the mall that sells raw cookie dough. I wonder if they also sell cookies?

I noticed that there is a new store on main street with an open sign in the window. Of course, I didn’t notice that the old store had closed. But since I didn’t know what the old store sold, I guess it would stand to reason that they weren’t missed. Well, I wish the new store the best.

20 years ago, Lake Michigan water level was down by several feet. Places that never had a beach suddenly had a beach 50 feet wide. And liberals blamed it on global warming. But old timers said that it was just the 20 year cycle of the lake levels. Today, the lake levels are back to their normal levels and the liberals blame it on global warming. Go figure.

Motel TV selection is a crap shoot at best. While the give a placard explaining the channels, it is usually about 3 years old and barely accurate. The best that you can hope for is accidentally finding a station with local news and weather.

Why do the attendees at the ham radio convention feel a need to carry a portable radio with them?

Always under cook your microwave popcorn. Having a few kernels is better than having a few burnt ones.

Wireless phone chargers are interesting but I am not sure just how practical they are.

We have a new store here in town. I don’t know the name of the store or even what they sell. But, it is open.

First we get the preholiday sales. Then we get the holiday sales which are followed by the extended holiday sales. And finally, the post holiday sales.

This takes about a month. Fortunately, the next holiday is on the horizon.

Whenever I stay in a motel, it always seems like the people on the floor above me are tap dancing in the middle of the night. I find this to be absolutely amazing since all of the hotel is carpeted.