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WW I Gold.

Posted on April 25, 2019 by Ned Swift
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I have noticed that while there are TV programs about the search for Civil War gold and the search for WW II gold, no one seems to be looking for WW I gold.

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No More Pocket Cameras.

Posted on April 24, 2019 by Ned Swift
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I was walking through the photo department at our local grocery store and noticed that the display case for pocket cameras was empty. I guess most people have opted for using the camera feature on their smart phone.

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Multipurpose Kitchen Gadgets.

Posted on April 23, 2019 by Ned Swift
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Most household appliances have a single purpose. Vacuum cleaners are for vacuuming. But when it comes to kitchen appliances, they have multiple uses. Not only can you use the waffle iron to make waffles, you can also use it to make sandwiches, omelets and scrambled eggs.

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Funerals Can Be Entertaining I Guess.

Posted on April 22, 2019 by Ned Swift
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When reading today’s paper I opened up the Entertainment section only to discover the Obituaries. At first I was surprised but after some thought, I decided that it did make sense.

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My PC With The Turbo Button.

Posted on April 20, 2019 by Ned Swift
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One of my first PCs had a turbo button on it. If you wanted it to run faster, you engaged the turbo button. Of course, no one ever said “I am not in a hurry so I will disengage the turbo button”. The turbo button soon disappeared from newer PCs.

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My Nice Green Grass?

Posted on April 19, 2019 by Ned Swift
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As I looked out on my nice green yard I realized that it is the moss that is green and not the grass. RATS.

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Small Pox Has Been Eradicated?

Posted on April 18, 2019 by Ned Swift
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Current science says that Small Pox has been eradicated therefore, we do not need to vaccinate against it. Don’t believe it folks.

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People Are Worried About Measles.

Posted on April 17, 2019 by Ned Swift
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Some people are worried about Measles. I am more worried about Small Pox since we no longer vaccinate for that.

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Eye Bees.

Posted on April 16, 2019 by Ned Swift
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I doctor recently discovered that a woman had bees living in her eyes. Well, there is a pleasant thought.

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The All Christmas Channel.

Posted on April 15, 2019 by Ned Swift
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One of the TV stations is advertising Christmas programs every Thursday all year long. Well, I can hardly wait.

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