When I worked in telecommunications, people would often ask me to moonlight for them.  And when I had finished my 2 hour of work for them, they would give $5.  WOW!!  $2.50 an hour.  I could make 10 times that amount working over time.  Yet, they felt that they were doing me a favor.  And they would never think of paying me more than $5.  And then, I was committed to maintaining their telephones for free for the rest of my life.  And they couldn’t understand why I didn’t moonlight more.

While wandering through the cooking section of a book store, I noticed that they had a section on Paleo Diets.

I wonder where the get the dinosaur meat?

Many college football players have stickers on their helmets.  And while these stickers are awards for performance, what happens to the helmets when the players leaves school?  Do they get to take the helmets with them?

I love homemade cherry pie.  But it seems like every time that I eat it, I get a cherry pit.

At first, I thought that the cherry pit was a failure of the cherry processing equipment.  But, there are never two cherry pits or three cherry pits, only one.  Then it occurred to me that maybe the cherry pit is added intentionally to every can of cherries to give it that natural flare.

While I have used fish sauce in my cooking for many years, I have never actually looked at the ingredients until recently.  First ingredient?  First pressed Anchovies.

When I was growing up, Tupperware was the big thing.  And, there were Tupperware parties several times a year so that you could buy Tupperware.  But now a days, you don’t hear anything about Tupperware.  Is it still made?  Do they still sell it at parties?

In the past when I purchased kitty litter, there was basically just one option.  Now, I have to choose between 24×7 performance, instant action, dual power or Glade.  I wonder if the kitties know the difference.

When the owners of the waterfalls wanted a house built, they wanted to be able to view the water falls from their house.  Unfortunately, the only way that the owners can view the falls is to go outside.

In case you were thinking about parking here, DON”T.  Not only is this a no parking zone, it is an Absolutely no parking zone.

It was so windy on the campus that the portapottys were blowing over.  And when they tip over, they create a mist in the air.  Stay out of the mist.