14,000 Boy Scouts.

MSU recently hosted a conference for 14,000 Boy Scouts.  Apparently Monday was check in day and lunch was not included.  As I was driving to lunch, I saw a whole herd of them walking towards my favorite fast food place.  Fortunately, I beat them but only by a couple of minutes.  Soon, the place was full of khaki outfits with knee high socks.  Fortunately, I already had my food and was eating by the time that they arrived.

 

The Squirrel Whisperer.

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There is a squirrel in the tree.  My wife has a peanut in her hand.  She wants the squirrel to come down and take the peanut from her hand.  The squirrel wants her to drop the peanut and leave.  In the end, the squirrel wins.  But tomorrow is another day.

Free Trial Offer.

A TV ad for eliminating sexual impotency says that you can try out their techniques for free right there in their office.  Now, I am not sure what their techniques consist of but I would be a little concerned about the place being raided by the police.

Cheese Burger?

Lately, when I order a cheese burger in a fast food restaurant, they ask me if I want cheese on it.  Of course I want cheese on it.  If I didn’t, I would order a hamburger instead.

I wonder if I can order a cheese burger without the burger?