One of the newest fashion trends is dying your arm pit hair in rainbow colors. While it may seem strange, at least it is harmful.

Do brothels ever have sales or daily specials? Just wondering.

Some of the new toilets are now coming with a build in Alexia. I guess that this would come in handy if you were doing crossword puzzles on the can.

They are now selling used Kleenex. I guess they are for people that know that they are going to get a cold so they want to get it over with. What ever.

A medical form that I was filling out asked for my gender. While it had a check box for male and female, I was surprised to see a third box listed as “other”. Since this was a medical facility, I wanted to check the “other” box just to see what would happen but my wife wouldn’t let me.

When a restaurant advertises ‘lighter and fluffier’ pancakes I wonder if I am buying more air and less cake.

I keep seeing ads on TV for discount cable and internet services. But, they are never in the area. In fact, I am beginning to suspect that they are not even available in the State.

We went to a motor home and trailer expo this weekend. There were literally hundreds of them on display. About 10 minutes into the expo, we were totally lost. Every isle looked the same. We had to navigate using the restroom signs at the end of the expo hall.

The city of Chicago receives more than 8 million dollars a year in farm subsidies. I wonder who the farmers are and what they are growing?

I have often wondered, “can you make popcorn in a pressure cooker?” And if so, does it cook faster and is it more tender?