The latest in Toilets is an adjustable flush.  No more guessing.  Is one flush enough?  Are Three flushes too many?  Now with the adjustable flush system, you can have the right flush for the job.

What ever.

A newly remodeled gas station is advertising their new “Beer Cave”.  I wonder if they also have a chip den?

A recent news article about Oregon s new 200 sq ft houses said that people making $5,000 to $15,000 a month should be able to afford these houses.

Wow!!  The cost of living must really be high out there.

I saw an ad for occasional tables.  And while I could see them as tables, I am just not sure what they are on the occasions when they are not a table.

In keeping with the “New Action Army” image, the mess hall cooks at breakfast were required to ask you how you wanted your eggs.  And, they had a regular grill in the serving line with about a dozen eggs cooking at any given time.  And while you told the cook how you wanted your eggs, you got the next eggs in line on the grill.

It seems that while the cooks had to ask you how you wanted your eggs, they did not have to cook them that way.  So, you got the next eggs in line on the grill regardless of how you wanted them cooked.

We were visiting some relatives when we noticed that they spelled certain words rather than speaking them.  At first, we thought that they just liked to spell.  But then we realized that they were spelling because the dog could not spell.

It seems that certain words like “eat” and “walk” got the dog excited so, they spell those words instead.  Apparently the dog understands English but can’t spell worth a darn.

My daughter and her new toy.

How would you like your steak?  That is a question that I get asked whenever I order a steak.  And unfortunately, my request is not always met.  One particular restaurant that I occasionally visit, always over cooks my steak.  This is sad since it is a steak house.

I prefer my steak to be medium rare but I am always served one that is medium well.  Maybe the cook thinks that I don’t really know what I want.  Or maybe the cook doesn’t really care what I want.  Either way, I get a steak that is over cooked.

I could always complain and send it back but I usually don’t want to wait for another steak which may or may not be any different.  Maybe next time I will order it rare and see what I get.

The Big Mac is the official burger of the Colts.  At least, that it what the McDonald’s in Indiana proclaim.  Since I have not seen that proclamation in Michigan, I can only conclude that it is an Indiana thing.  Go figure!

I noticed a sign in the window of a party store advertising “kegs to go.”  I guess this means that if you purchase a keg of beer, you can take it with you so that you don’t have to drink it in the store.