While I was in the store I noticed that they had a lot of designer clothing including an entire childrens section by Todd Ler.

The promo on the box for our new toilet states that it has “four times the flushing power that the average adult needs.”  Makes me wonder if I need to put tie downs on it.

People are discovering that their cheap designer clothes are really just knockoffs of the real thing.  And while they may be upset by this fact, they did get a good deal.  Besides, most people can’t tell the difference.

I like the car ads that show a convertible with its top down driving in the snow.  Lots of luck.

Researchers are advising us to watch for Praying Mantis egg nests in our live Christmas trees.  Just what I need, something more to worry about.

Financial advisors are suggesting that investing in marijuana might be bigger than Amazon. 

I was reading a review of coffee grinders.  The review liked the $130 machines but not my $40 model.  While there was no mention of taste, my unit was panned because some of the ground coffee stuck to the inside of the receptacle. While this flaw was unacceptable to the testers, it never bothered me.  I guess I will keep my grinder and my money.

Two nuns made off with about $500,000 that they had embezzled from a school fund so that they could go to Las Vegas.  I am sure that they were hoping to hit the jackpot so that they could support more charitable causes.  

Once again, it is time for the warnings about eating raw cookie dough.  While I don’t eat raw cookie dough, I do eat my eggs “sunny side up”.   And, I have also been known to run with scissors.  I call it “living life on the edge”. 

Researchers have advised that we should limit our consumption of French fries to only 6.  I really wonder what planet these researchers are from?