I saw an ad for “premium sunflower seeds”.  I guess if you want nothing but the best for your birds, you buy the “premium sunflower seeds”.

I saw a pair of $1,100 black loafers.  They didn’t look any different than the $80 black loafers.  So I guess that if I can’t tell the difference then I will buy the $80 black loafers.  Actually, I will probably wait until the $80 black loafers go on sale.

School administrators are complaining that students don’t seem to be applying for FAFSA.  Well, I can understand why that is.  We applied for FAFSA for a number of years when my daughter was in college.  But we never received a dime in financial aid so eventually, we quit trying.

I received an email from PayPal indicating that I needed to check the information on my account.  And, the email included a link for my convenience.  But since I don’t have a PayPal account, I was pretty sure that it was just another scam.

A woman accidentally activated the light on her cell phone while it was in her back pocket.  It left me with the impression that she was backing up.

I thought that I saw Diane Feinstein in Home Depot the other day.  But as it turned out, it was only their Halloween display.

While at Sam’s Club, I couldn’t help but notice the posters of missing children.  But when I started to read them, I noted that several of the children have been missing for over 20 years.  So I suspect that they will not be found.

A co-worker of mine from another office was a “toucher”.  Whenever I went over to that office, she would make a point of speaking to me.  However, she would also put her hand on my arm, then my shoulder, then my back.  Finally one day, she ran her hand down my back and over my butt.   Since this touching seemed to be escalating, I made a point in avoiding her.

I was new at the State and riding up in an elevator to my office when I was assaulted.  At first it felt like an accidental hand bump against my butt.  But seconds later, it turned into a full-fledged cheek pinch.  When I arrived at my floor, I got out of the elevator and turned to see who was behind me.  To my surprise there were only four other people on the elevator with me, all of whom were women.  They were all wearing suits and carrying what looked like leather brief cases.  And they all stared straight ahead with dead pan looks on their faces.

We missed the Fallsburg Festival this year.  We were planning to attend on Saturday only to discover that it took place a week earlier.