Jimmy Buffet has licensed his own brand of marijuana.  Nice.

Giving someone a Wet Willy is now considered assault and punishable by jail time.  I suppose “wedges” will be next.

The TV ad shows a father demonstrating to his daughter how to shave her legs.  I am sorry but that ad pushes the level of credibility to the limit.

Our local Democrat Senator has recently announced that if she is reelected, she will work to reduce the prices on prescription drugs.  Of course, prescription drug prices have been high for several years and she hasn’t done anything about it.   I guess now that she is running for reelection it is time to help her constituents. Or at least to say that she will.

When I checked into my hotel recently, I noticed that they had special parking for Gold Card Members.  So I had to wonder if anyone would challenge me if I parked  there?  And while I doubted that they would, there were plenty of other parking spaces.  So, I guess it didn’t matter.

When I was a kid, I loved Twinkies.  But as I got older, I noticed that they didn’t taste as good.  The other day, I had a Twizzle and it tasted horrible.  So who has changed; me or my junk food?

I was in a restaurant the other day and noticed that there was a woman at the bar drinking wine and chewing gum.  Very strange.

My new GPS system tells me that I really live a quarter mile further down the road.  I hope that the taxes are lower down there.

There is a bare spot in my garage so I know that something must be missing.  And while I don’t know what is missing, I will figure it out eventually.

According to some people, eating crickets is good for your health.  I think that I will pass on that one.   I wonder if the same hold true for cockroaches?