Another sign of spring is that the TV ads have changed from selling furnaces to selling air conditioners.
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Is That Pet Food For A Chicken Or Is It Pet Food That Contains Chicken?
A new pet food display at our local grocery store has pictures of chickens and sheep on the outside of the bags. So I assumed that the food was for chickens and sheep. How ever, I discovered that the food contained chickens and sheep. I am glad that I made that distinction.
No Gun? No Problem.
While the British have banned guns, their murder rate is just as high as any major city in the US. Why? Simple. They have switched from guns to knives. After all, guns don’t kill people, people kill people.
Snorting Condoms.
Besides eating Tide pod, kids are now snorting condoms. That’s right. They suck one end of the condom up their nose and then pull it out of their mouth. I hope they understand that this is not the proper use of a condom.
Stop And Smell The Potatoes.
While in the produce section of the grocery store, I noticed a woman smelling the potatoes. This struck me as rather odd and I was hoping that she was just checking for rotten potatoes.
The New Turn Signals on Cars.
In order to make the turn signal more visible, some cars also flash the head light. And it seems to work quite well. But in order to make them the most effective, they need to be used by the driver.
One Of The First Signs Of Spring.
While flowers and bobbing Robins are a good indicator of spring, the true indicator of spring is the return of the food trucks.
NCAA Basketball, The Three Point Game.
After watching Villanova play, it looks to me that the three point game is where this sport is headed. No more hand to hand combat under the net when you can just take your time an shoot the three pointer.
NCAA Basketball.
WOW!! Michigan made it to the finals. I am truly shocked. I will be even more shocked if they win. I have watched Villanova play. Michigan will have their work cut out for them.
A New No Name Building.
I am always amazed at the number of buildings that are built with no signage on the property stating what it is going to be. I would think that the owner of the building would want a “coming soon” sign so that potential customers would know. But that doesn’t seem to be the case.