Some opponents of arming teachers state that the only people who will get shot will be minority students. This sounds like minority students have a history of behavioral problems.
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Closed For The Season.
During the recent flooding, Grand Rapids declared the Grand River closed to fishing and boating. Unfortunately, Grand Rapids does not own the river and therefore has no jurisdiction over it.
Unicorns
Lucky Charms now has unicorn shaped marshmallows in them. However, the cereal is the same. What ever.
Zamboni Machines For The Bobsled Track.
I wonder if they have a Zamboni type machine for the bobsled track? If they do, it must have some pretty good brakes to keep it from sliding down the track.
Four Man Bobsled Teams.
With the 4 man bobsled teams, the driver is the only one who sees what is happening. The other 3 have their heads tucked down. I wonder if it is for aerodynamics or to keep them from changing their minds.
9 Out Of 10 American Athletes…
According to the news, 9 out of 10 American athletes grew up drinking milk. I wonder what the 10th drank?
And To My Great Great Great Grand Children I Leave A Jar Of Mustard.
We periodically check the expiration date on our products in the fridge. And, if it has expired, we throw it out. However, we were surprised to find a jar of mustard with an expiration date of 8/8/2287. Since neither of us will be around to dispose of it when it expires, we will have to rely on our great great great grand children. But, there is always the possibility that we will use it up before then.
The Dutch Skate The Best.
An American news commentator commented about the Olympics that the Dutch are good at skating because that is how they travel in the winter time. Needless to say, the Dutch were offended.
High Tech Diets.
There is now a phone app that lets you download the nutritional information on a product just by scanning the bar code of the product. Well, we tried it on a Paczki and the app crashed. LOL.
Red, White And Blue Bathing Suit.
During the luge event at the Olympics, I noticed one woman in the crowd was wearing only a red, white and blue two piece bathing suit. Since she was on the chubby side, I guess that helped to keep her warm.