Coke has come out with 4 new flavors.  I gave them a try but decided that they weren’t worth buying again.  Nice try Coke but stick with your original Coke.

Since the crunch of a chip seems to annoy women, they are now coming out with a chip that doesn’t crunch.  Of course you can achieve the same effect by letting your chips go stale.

New research seems to indicate that McDonald’s fries promote hair growth.  I wonder if you eat the fries or rub them on your head.

They now have a USB device to help you clean the wax out of your ears.  But since the device is a small camera, I suppose you could use it to clean the boogers our of your nose.

There is a company that will be happy to manage your retirement portfolio if it is greater than $250,000.  I guess any thing less than that is not worth their time and effort.

In that light, I won’t perform at the Super Bowl until the NFL requires all player to stand for the National Anthem.

Some rapper has announced that she won’t perform at the Super Bowl until the NFL hires back Kaepernick.  Since I have never heard of this rapper, I guess there will be no great loss.

We are not talking about some new movie or a late night TV program, we are talking about the nightly news.  With all of the sex scandals going on in the news, the news needs to have parental warnings.

A bridge for an expressway overpass has been hit three times by trucks carrying over sized loads.  At first, it sounded as if it were a convoy of trucks that did the damage.  But actually, it was three different loads on three different days.  I guess the third time is the charm.

Recently, a TV news clip was discussing Alexia.  And every time that the TV would issue a command, my Alexia would respond.  I suspect that it will only be a matter of time before Alexia and Xfinity find each other.