Maybe next fall.

…you can buy it precooked.

Well the medical industry is reporting that this years flu shot is not as effective as they had hoped.  No surprise there.  It seems like I get the flu every year regardless of the shot.

The temperatures may be sub-zero, but the female news castors manage to wear sleeve outfits.  I guess they can’t wait for spring.

Got Allergies?  No problem.  We have you covered.

Since Valentines Day is mainly about candy, one store decided to skip it completely.

While it took a long time for Christmas to get here, it certainly made a hasty departure. See you again in 2018.

Since most college students are under the legal drinking age, it is a challenge if they wish to drink at a party.  One of the easiest solutions is to join a fraternity/sorority.  These organizations have access to upper class people who can purchase the alcohol for you with no questions asked.  Plus, they regularly sponsor parties.  Sometimes I think that the drinking laws help keep fraternities/sororities alive.

Police raided a frat house and discovered that there was under age drinking taking place.  Well duh!!  This problem could easily be eliminated by just posting a sign stating that under age drinking is not allowed.

At first these post look like they are protecting you from the rock.  But since the rock is not real, the posts are to protect the rock from you.  Maybe some day, they can afford to purchase a real rock.