The shower at a motel had a rain head in the ceiling.  And while it gave you a soft rain sensation, I miss the massaging action of a conventional shower head.

When we ordered coffee and muffins at a coffee shop, the waitress asked if we wanted out muffins grilled.  This confused us so we restated that we wanted muffins.  The waitress explained that some people like their muffins grilled.  So, we got them grilled and they were very good.

When it comes to lobster, the best restaurants are the ones with no table cloths.  Whole lobsters are messy to eat so why bother with a table cloth that is just going to get covered with lobster juice and butter.  Formica works much better and the lobster tastes just as good.

Every few years, I come down with a cold.  So, every few years, I purchase some cough syrup.  And even though I keep hoping for some improvement,  the cough syrup always tastes less than pleasant.  Oh well, I guess it is incentive to stay healthy.

When I stopped at a rest area the other day, I noticed a sign on the wall that said that the water was safe for pet consumption.  Unfortunately, it didn’t say anything about human consumption.

In the children s story “Stone Soup”, the solders throw some rocks into a pot and then convince the local villagers to contribute vegetables to the pot.  Then they all enjoy the soup.  Unfortunately while the villagers toiled for weeks and months to produce their vegetables, the solders just threw some rock into the pot.  And yet, they all got the same share of the soup.  Is it just me or does this story sound like Socialism?

The TV ad shows a number to call for more information.  But when the announcer repeats the number, it is not the same number as on the TV screen.  I guess you have a 50/50 chance of calling the right number.

The Google Earth icon indicates that there is a restaurant at a certain location.  But when you check it out, it is really a sewage lift station.  To each their own I guess.

Nose hair extensions are the latest fashion trend.  Like gluing on false eyelashes, you glue on your nose hair extensions.  What is next, armpit hair extensions?

For years I have noticed that TV shows which feature a live band never seem to get a good mix.  At best, you only hear a lead singer and a lead instrument and the rest of the band are just there for looks.