I was watching a TV talk program and thought that they were interviewing Caitlin Jenner.  As it turns out, it was Brooks Shields and not Caitlin Jenner.  Sorry Brooks.

A writer has taken to rewriting children s stories with positive endings.  In his rewrite, Humpty Dumpty gets put back together again.  Well, I suppose that is better than a rewrite that makes him in to a giant omelette.

A local TV news team was conducting live interviews on the street when one of the interviewees thanked them and told them that they were doing a great job.  Unfortunately, they were referred to by their competitors name.  Oh well, its the thought that counts.

It seems that some birds don’t appreciate sharing their air space with drones.  So the birds are attacking the drones.  And since the birds are more adept at flying, the drones are loosing.

The monthly Chicago death toll due to gun violence exceeds that of the Las Vegas shooting.  And guns are illegal in Chicago.

Forget food and water.  In the light of recent hurricane damage, I have learned that cell phone and internet service are now considered basic essentials.

This pretty much says it all.

So long Halloween and Thanksgiving, the fat man is in charge now.

There seems to be a movement in the NFL for players to kneel instead of standing for the national anthem.  Given that a good number of NFL viewers are conservative, I suspect that this may severely hurt their ratings.

A liberal has now declared that “Dr Suess is a racist.  Imagine that after all of these years.