This note was found on the box of an immersion blender.  I guess you can’t use it to trim your hedge.

But you still have to put them in the microwave and push the buttons.  Then, you have to open the bag and dump them out.  Life can be so hard.

Why settle for everyday run of the mill ordinary trash bag when you can have high performance trash bags?  After all, when it comes to your trash, nothing is too good.

For those of you who run so fast that you have a hard time stopping, you can now deploy your own “chute” to help slow you down.  Nice!!

I went to the pet food store to purchase some more cat food.  But when I got there I discovered that the pet food company had once again changed the labeling design on the bag.  When they change the label, I am never sure if I am buy the same cat food as before.  Well we will see if the kitties like it.

Well, the “end of the world” folks missed again.  But, don’t worry, sooner or later, they will get it right.

A new group of “doomsday” predictors claim that the world will end today, September 23.  So, you may or may not be reading this post.

While I can honestly say that I have never “skipped to my lou”, I have walked really really fast if needed.

I am now seeing ads for “breathable” underwear.  Since my cotton underwear seems to “breath” just fine, I am not sure what they are selling.  I guess the ads are vague at best.

While I was shopping at Home Depot the other day, a clerk working in my isle asked me if I was finding everything OK.  When I told her that I wasn’t, she didn’t comment but continued with her work.  I guess her inquiry was only to be polite and not for assistance.