I get a lot of spam for same day hotel discounts.  It is as if these spammers think that with a really low rate, I will run out and get a room for the weekend.

Recently, a climber made headline news when he climbed El Capitan without using ropes.  And while his climb was successful, I suspect that others will now attempt this climb only to meet a fatal end.

I went to the grocery store on Mothers Day and noticed that they were all out of guacamole.  I didn’t realize that guacamole was a Mothers Day treat.  I wondered if they were also out of chips and salsa.

Have you ever noticed the similarities between Micheal Moore and Jabba The Hut?

This is the start of my new shower.  Soon it will be covered with tile.

Hand sanitizer, tissues and face masks.  The only thing that is missing are rubber gloves.

Another terrorist has attacked a crowd with that insidious of weapons, the hammer.  Easily obtained and quiet to use, a hammer wielding assailant could injure or kill hundreds of people before anyone would realize what is happening.  Yet, government officials refuse to  license or even register hammers.

The latest craze are Spinners.  Designed for ADHD children, Spinners are little plastic toys that provides the child with a diversion which helps to keep them under control in the classroom.

I don’t know what is the matter with children these days.  When I was in school we never had toys like Spinners.  We had to make our own diversion toys from pencils and paper clips.

One of the side effects of a drug is that it may cause “weight loss or weight gain.”  I suppose that it makes sense.  The drug may cause you to gain weight.  Or it may cause you to loose weight.  Or you weight may stay the same.  Sounds pretty non committal to me.  These people could be “weather forecasters”.

I am always surprised whenever I see horseshoe shaped diamond rings.  I think that they are quite gaudy and put them in the same category as black velvet paintings. And I always wondered why anyone would want one.  But then I learned that Elvis had one so now it all makes sense.