The first day of spring has arrived and as usual, it snowed.

Grand Rapids is excited that they are getting a Cheese Cake Factory.

Whenever MSU is in football or basketball finals, there is an increase in the sale of furniture to replace all of the furniture the was burned during the game.

After MSUs loss, the MSU police and the city of East Lansing did a fantastic job of maintaining law and order in the city.

A man who was feeling despondent and had a gun, was threatening to shoot himself. But the police arrived and shot him instead.

The days of the chiming door bells are becoming a thing of the past. They are being replaced with the new video WiFi connected devices. Sad. There was something stately about those chimes. They will be missed.

Apparently, you can buy frozen cod breaded with various bagel breading. You know, that doesn’t even sound good.

Apparently some people are getting drunk and then shopping online. And when the stuff arrives a few days later, they are perplexed. Oh well.

How should bagels be sliced? I always thought that they should be cut in half lengthwise. But there are some people that think they should be slice like a loaf of bread. Personally, I don’t care.

A new pizza place is opening which sells Detroit style pizza. When ever I hear the word “Detroit” I think of getting robbed at gun point and having my car stolen. So good luck.