When I was growing up, electric razors were all of the fad. But these days, it appears that the bottom has fallen out of the market.
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Gravy Without The Cord.
Ned Swift And The Electric Gravy Boat.
No Turkey Gravy
Since we would get 50% off of our Thanksgiving turkey purchase if we bought an additional $30 worth of groceries, we decided to buy all of our Thanksgiving needs at once. And we were going great until we tried to purchase instant turkey gravy mix. There was only one package on the shelf and we needed four. Since I suspected that they would restock the supply at night, we purchased the one package and would try again in the morning.
But the next day, there were no more packages on the shelves. Concerned, we decided to try the store in Grand Rapids. It was a much bigger store and would certainly have what we needed. But no luck. That store too was out of stock.
Suspecting that this gravy shortage would turn out like last years apple jelly shortage, we scanned the shelves for an alternative. Seeing some “heat and serve” packages of turkey gravy, we decided not to take any chances. We grabbed 1 1/2 quarts and threw them in our cart. The last thing that I wanted to do was run out of gravy on Thanksgiving day. And who knows, by Wednesday afternoon, that gravy could be worth 10 times what I paid for it.
Hooray For Mute Buttons!
I am glad that the elections are over. I was afraid that I was going to wear out the mute button on my TV remote.
…And Get A Free Turkey!
An Audiologist is now offering a free turkey with every hearing examine. Wow what a deal! But, I think I would rather have a discount on my hearing test.
Gym And Tonic.
They now have an exercise program that has a cocktail party after the workout. Somehow, I get the feeling that people will focus more on the cocktails and less on the exercise.
Half Of The Animals Are Now Gone.
The World Wildlife Federation has announced that the wildlife population has dropped by 58%. Really? I doubt that very much.
Global Warming?
Whenever we have a day when the temperature is warmer that normal, the weather people call it global warming. But, whenever we have a day when the temperature is colder than normal, the weather people don’t call it global cooling. Why is that?
Peas, No Corn.
A new dog food claims to have peas in stead of corn. Well OK, I guess.

