The ad declares that their pizza has eight corners so it sounds like it is octagon shaped.  But in reality, it is just two four cornered pizzas.

The latest fad in hotel coffee is to provide you with a coffee machine that uses a coffee puck to brew one small cup of coffee.  And that one small cup of coffee is, well, pretty terrible.  Fortunately, for $30 you can buy a Mr. Coffee that you can use for travel.  Not only can you brew a full pot, you can also select your own brand of coffee.

A few days ago, I was out shopping for a new toilet.  So, I took some pictures of toilets with my cell phone.  The next thing I know, Facebook has turned my pictures into a slide show.  Nice!

Most people don’t realize that churches are incorporated just like any other business.  And just like any business, churches incorporate for legal reasons.  But this also means that churches must obey the laws of incorporation.  Unfortunately, most churches don’t seem to understand that.

This looks interesting but I wonder just how practical it is.

While traveling through Canada recently, I noticed a sign on the interstate advertising the Ponderosa Nudist Camp and Resort.  The sign was right along with the signs advertising other area attractions.  Well OK I guess.

A few years ago, some one was excavating a swamp when the discovered some bones.  Assuming that the bones were those of an ancient Mastodon, scientists swarmed on the scene.  But some old timer said that it was really just an elephant and that they would only find the front half of it.  He went on to say that when he was a boy, a circus elephant died and that the circus dumped the front half of the elephant in the swamp keeping the back half to feed the lions.  They never found the back half of the elephant.

When ever I see a fence around a cemetery, I have to wonder “Is it to keep people out or to keep people in?”

Lobster rolls are back!  That is what the sign on the Mc Donalds in Ossipee Nh proclaimed.  Wow!  That sounds so good.  Unfortunately, the Mc Donalds in Lowell only advertises their chicken sandwich.

During the Mass, the Priest asked us to great each other.  Shortly after that,  I could detect the distinct smell of hand sanitizer.  I suspect that if they can’t cope with shaking hands, communion is totally out of the question.