The other day, I was eating breakfast at McDonalds when I saw an old guy that looked like someone I know. Since I hadn’t seen the guy in about 10 years, I wasn’t sure if it was him or just someone who looked like him. But after some reflection, I realized that it couldn’t be the guy that I know because the guy that I know was too cheap to eat at McDonalds.
Every spring, I try to put down weed and feed fertilizer on my lawn. And while the grass does green right up, I still seem to have just as many weeds. I am not noticing the weeds that are being killed? Or do I have weeds that need a special weed killer? Maybe one of these days I will get serious about my yard and pursue my weed issue.
When it comes to opening feed sacks, I never seem to have much luck. The instructions make it sound so simple. Just pull the string and they will open right up. Unfortunately, it never seems to work that way for me. And ultimately, I end up using my knife.
As I was looking at this years line of gas grills, I noticed that they had opted for using stainless steel for the grates. This surprised me as in years past, they had chosen cast iron. Personally, I prefer cast iron but since I am not looking for a new grill, I guess I don’t really care.
The other day as I was driving to the store, I thought that something was wrong with my car. It wasn’t making any sounds. Has the engine died? Then I realized that they had recently repaved the road.
I guess questions of paternity are more common than I had realized. DNA test kits are now sold on the shelves at the drug store right next to the travel size tube of toothpaste.
…you never know what you are going to get.
Now they have a refrigerator that is WiFi connected. That way, when you get to the grocery store, you can connect to you fridge and see what you need by looking inside of it. Or, you could skip the high tech and just look inside before you leave for the store.
The other weekend I went to my granddaughters soccer game. Unfortunately, shortly after the game started, it began to hail. Soon my bag chair filled up with chunks of ice. At that point, I realized that I had become a human Slushy.
The TV ad announced that if you couldn’t afford to buy TV, you could rent two from them for only $29.95 per week. At first the ad sounded good until I realized that they were saying “week” and not “month”. At $29.95 a week, those two TV would cost over $1,500.00 per year. And at the end of that year, you would still not own the TVs, you would still be renting. Such a deal!!