How Would You Like Your Eggs?

In keeping with the “New Action Army” image, the mess hall cooks at breakfast were required to ask you how you wanted your eggs.  And, they had a regular grill in the serving line with about a dozen eggs cooking at any given time.  And while you told the cook how you wanted your eggs, you got the next eggs in line on the grill.

It seems that while the cooks had to ask you how you wanted your eggs, they did not have to cook them that way.  So, you got the next eggs in line on the grill regardless of how you wanted them cooked.

S P E L L I N G I N F R O N T O F T H E D O G.

We were visiting some relatives when we noticed that they spelled certain words rather than speaking them.  At first, we thought that they just liked to spell.  But then we realized that they were spelling because the dog could not spell.

It seems that certain words like “eat” and “walk” got the dog excited so, they spell those words instead.  Apparently the dog understands English but can’t spell worth a darn.