A gun store owner refused to sell ammunition to a Muslim because he acted suspiciously. The Muslim then killed 49 people in a Miami night club.  I suspect that the gun store owner will be charged with religious discrimination.

A 94 year old war criminal has been sentenced to 5 years of prison.  He was accused of being a Nazi prison guard.   If he survives, he will be 99 years old.  I suspect that he won’t even make it through the first year.

There is a new surgical procedure to help you loose weight.  A valve is installed in your stomach which allows you to drain off a certain amount of meal.  Thus allowing you to eat without gaining weight.  But, is it better than sticking a feather down your throat?

Many years ago, Newfoundland did not have any moose.  So, they decided to import some.  Now, they have too many.  I guess you need to be careful in what you ask for.

One person recently had an obituary in the paper that was three columns long.  While the deceased may have led an exemplary life, most people are not going to read an obituary that is three columns long.