They now have an exercise program that has a cocktail party after the workout.  Somehow, I get the feeling that people will focus more on the cocktails and less on the exercise.

The World Wildlife Federation has announced that the wildlife population has dropped by 58%.  Really?  I doubt that very much.

Whenever we have a day when the temperature is warmer that normal, the weather people call it global warming.  But, whenever we have a day when the temperature is colder than normal, the weather people don’t call it global cooling.  Why is that?

A new dog food claims to have peas in stead of corn. Well OK, I guess.

When I went shopping for mouth wash, I was taken aback by the variety of flavors that were available.  Unfortunately, the varieties were all based on mint.

The famous political statement says that “if elected, I will….”  Unfortunately, politicians do not have the power to change anything, they can only try.

The Cubs have won the World Series.  I guess hell really did freeze over.

Wow, Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Peace Prize for Literature.  What is next, Keith Richards winning the Nobel Peace Prize for chemistry?

I love is when I hear that a TV cooking star is now designing furniture.  I have to wonder what makes them an expert on designing furniture.  And what does the furniture look like?  How about a bag chair that looks like mashed potatoes.  Or a coffee table that looks like creme brulee.

The ad stated that fall is the perfect time to buy new furniture.  Of course, I suspect that the same could be said for winter, spring and summer.