They now have a blade razor with a built in light so that you can see to shave. Unfortunately, the light only shines where you have already shaved and not where you are going to shave.
Monthly Archives: July 2017
When Health Food Kills.
I was eating breakfast on my deck when an ant crawled into my empty tomato juice glass. It promptly died. Maybe I should be using tomato juice in my ant traps.
Hot Dog Eating Contests.
Do contestants train for hot dog eating contests? And if so, how? Do they exercise their jaw muscles for hours daily? Do they hang out at “all you can eat buffets” to stretch their stomachs? And after the contest is over do they stop eating for several days? Just wondering.
Beware Of Chicago.
The FBI agent was sent to Chicago to help with their crime. Unfortunately, the FBI agents’ car was stolen. This is almost as bad as when Biden went to Detroit and the trailer with all of his equipment was stolen.
Beware Of Whipped Cream Cans!
Whipped cream can are blowing up. One person has been killed and another injured. Better to use that stuff in the plastic tub. It too may kill you but at least not for a few years.
Electric Skateboard.
Plastic Storage Tubs Are Not Squirrel Proof.
Concealed Carry Permits.
A state has now made concealed carry legal without a permit. And as a result, the number of concealed carry permits has dropped. Go figure.
Get Your Spinners Now Before They Are Gone.
I noticed that the store that were selling spinners for $4.99 are now selling them for $1.99. I guess this means that spinners are on their way out.
The Age At Death.
On many tombstones dating to the 17 and 18 hundreds, they don’t list the date of birth and date of death. Instead, they list the age and date of death. While I found this odd, it occurred to me that maybe the people back then were not good at math.