In some areas of Washington state, it is illegal to hunt Sasquatch.  Of course, marijuana is legal in Washington state so I guess that explains the hunting ban.

An older monkey couple at the zoo who were supposedly too old to have babies, gave birth.  I guess that they are not the only primate to have such a surprise.

A local fire department woke up one morning to discover that there was a naked woman sleeping on one of their trucks.  Fortunately, there were no fires and the woman left before they could figure out how she got there.

When I was a kid, our playgrounds had swings and monkey bars and teeter totters and slides.  But now days, you are hard pressed to find these items on playgrounds.  It is hard to imagine that we survived.

Recently, I noticed that the cat was chasing a rabbit in our backyard.  So, I opened the door to yell at the cat to leave the rabbit alone.  The next thing that I know, the cat has chased the rabbit into the house.  But, since the cat was better at navigating stairs than the rabbit, the chase quickly ended.

When I caught up to them, both the cat and the rabbit were exhausted.  So I picked up the rabbit and put it outside.  This whole thing ended better that I has anticipated.

I recently attended a family reunion.  And while I have a dozen cousins, there was only one present.  Sad.

I have changed to FOX News.  I have gotten sick and tired of listening to the other news networks and their spin.  I want to be given the news and not be told what to think.