Hey Cher.

Canada is concerned that 20% of the current population consists of immigrants and that maybe they should limit those numbers before it reached 30%.  So, if you are a “Yank” who is planning to move to Canada, you had better hurry before the borders close.

KFC.

If you are tired of using those flowery scented bath soaps in an effort to attract a man, they now have one that smells like fried chicken.  I suspect that they will soon come out with one that smells like bacon.  Whatever it takes I guess.