Some opponents of arming teachers state that the only people who will get shot will be minority students.  This sounds like minority students have a history of behavioral problems.

During the recent flooding, Grand Rapids declared the Grand River closed to fishing and boating.  Unfortunately, Grand Rapids does not own the river and therefore has no jurisdiction over it.

Lucky Charms now has unicorn shaped marshmallows in them.  However, the cereal is the same. What ever.

I wonder if they have a Zamboni type machine for the bobsled track? If they do, it must have some pretty good brakes to keep it from sliding down the track.

With the 4 man bobsled teams, the driver is the only one who sees what is happening.  The other 3 have their heads tucked down.  I wonder if it is for aerodynamics or to keep them from changing their minds.

According to the news, 9 out of 10 American athletes grew up drinking milk.   I wonder what the 10th drank?