An advertisement for a house states that it has a “gourmet kitchen”.  While this is interesting, I am not sure what a “gourmet kitchen” actually is.

Studies of schools have found that boys are more likely to be disciplined than girls.  And people get paid for these studies.

We here we are, the middle of April and it is snowing again.  But, I remind myself that at least we don’t have hurricanes.

The 100th Street bridge over the expressway has now been hit for the 7th time this year.  Apparently truck drivers are not getting permits for oversized loads and therefore are not being warned of the bridge hazard.  It is getting so bad that there is now a Facebook page for the bridge.  100th Street Overpass.  Check it out.

Another sign of spring is that the TV ads have changed from selling furnaces to selling air conditioners.

A new pet food display at our local grocery store has pictures of chickens and sheep on the outside of the bags.  So I assumed that the food was for chickens and sheep.  How ever, I discovered that the food contained chickens and sheep.  I am glad that I made that distinction.

While the British have banned guns, their murder rate is just as high as any major city in the US. Why?  Simple.  They have switched from guns to knives.  After all, guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

Besides eating Tide pod, kids are now snorting condoms.  That’s right.  They suck one end of the condom up their nose and then pull it out of their mouth.  I hope they understand that this is not the proper use of a condom.

While in the produce section of the grocery store, I noticed a woman smelling the potatoes.  This struck me as rather odd and I was hoping that she was just checking for rotten potatoes.

In order to make the turn signal more visible, some cars also flash the head light.  And it seems to work quite well.  But in order to make them the most effective, they need to be used by the driver.