Drag strips are 1/4 mile long.  Why?  Because that was the distance between stop lights on Woodward Ave in Detroit.  Go figure.

Politicians in the State of Michigan can’t really afford to fix the roads.  Because if the road really do get fixed then many politicians will not have a campaign platform.

Law enforcement agencies are concerned over 3D printed guns as a company is planning on releasing the blue prints for making one.  Of course, if you don’t have a $30,000 3D printer, you can always make one the old fashion way with pipes and paper clips and rubber bands.

I was using the restroom in a fast food restaurant last week when a woman came in the bathroom and entered a stall.  Since I was using the urinal at the time, I was pretty sure that I was in the right bathroom.  When I exited the restroom, I noted that there was no ‘out of order’ sign on the women s restroom and that there we not that many people in the restaurant.  So who knows.

I guess that the Mc Donalds Salad crisis is now over.  The salads have returned.

The wheels on my luggage are disintegrating.  Fortunately, roller blade wheels are a good replacement and cheaper that buying from the manufacturer.

I see that low salt pistachios are two dollars cheaper than full salt pistachios.  I never realized that salt was that expensive.