When the ad stated “3 fun new games for the whole family” I was thinking board games.  Unfortunately, they were video games.  Sad.

One of the candidate for office claimed that she had an extensive background in cyber security.  Unfortunately, the office that she was running for did not have anything to do with security.

During the recent election, one news commentator stated that this is the longest line she has seen since the polls opened 5 minutes ago.  Go figure.

Our last Democrat governor raised our taxes and put our economy in the dumps.  Then when she finish being in office, she left the State.  I guess that she decided that there were no jobs and that it was too expensive to live here.

I received an email stating that $19.99 is being charged to my account.  But then it went on to say that the amount is $19.00.  Since they seem to be unsure about the amount, then I believe that it is a scam.

The chicken salad that I get from my local fast food restaurant has a wedge of lime in it on occasion.  So the trick is to find the green lime in the green salad.  Because if it is there and you bite into it by mistake, it is a real shocker.

In this day and age, if you receive email with bad spelling and/or grammar, it is probably a scam.

Some of these Democratic candidates are so desperate that they are bring up the voting records of their opponents from 20 years ago.

While watching a football game that was being played in California, I couldn’t help but notice the amount of dust coming up of of the field.  Then it occurred to me that they probably were not allowed to water the grass out there.

The Democrat candidate is accusing the Republican candidate of voting Republican.  Imagine that.