My two cats and I watched a mouse run across the kitchen floor and neither of us moved. I suspect that it was a seniority moment and that the cats were giving me the first dibs on the mouse. Oh well, the mouse poison will eventually get it.

You can now get nose hair extensions. Well OK.

The State has repeatedly shown that it can’t handle road repair money. So instead, we should give our road repair money directly to our county road commission and eliminate the middle man. This money would come from our own county millage. This will insure that our road repair money gets used for our own county roads.

A roofing company that specialized in hot tar roofs, liked to cook hot dogs and hamburgers over their hot tar pot. I guess when you work with hot tar all day long, you can’t taste anything anyway.

When I was a kid, my parents had a hot dog cooker that literally passed house current through them. And while it worked well, the liabilities of the device were astronomical.

I thought that listening to old Christmas songs were annoying. Then I got a dose of old Easter songs.