One pizza restaurant is now selling pizzas with hot dogs stuffed in the crust.

Well OK!  I suppose it is only a matter of time before they stuff the crust with….tacos!!

The residences of Windsor Canada are complaining about Michigan.  While it is not unusual for the residence of Windsor to complain about Michigan, this time it is about the “hum”.

Windsor says that there is some sort of low frequency hum in their city.  It sounds like a semi truck or a loud car stereo system.  This hum has reportedly rattled house holds and terrorized pets.  And, this hum seems to be coming from Michigan.  But, worst of all, no one in Michigan hears it.

And while high ranking officials in Canada are demanding an end to the “hum”, no one seems to know what is causing it.

Maybe Matty Moroun is digging a secret tunnel to Canada.

The other night, we had dinner at a Mexican restaurant.  While the restaurant served the standard Mexican fare, they also served pizza.

Now, I am a funny kind of guy.  I believe that Italian restaurant should serve only Italian food while Mexican restaurants should only server… well, Mexican food.  After all, if you wanted Italian food, you should go next door to the Italian restaurant.  In fact, there is one right next door to the restaurant that we were eating at.

Ethnic restaurants should specialize in their ethnic food.  If people don’t like their ethnic food, then they should just go some where else.

What’s next?  Chinese Pizza?

In celebration of the Queen of Englands 60th inauguration anniversary, the residents of Gloucester are baking her a Lamprey Eel pie.  This tradition has been going on since the middle ages and the residents of Gloucester are determine to continue with it.

Considered to be a delicacy in England, Lampreys are an endangered species in England.  So they asked the US for some Great Lakes Lampreys.  Since Michigan considers Lampreys to be an invasive species, they were more than happy to supply to them.

I just don’t know if making a pie out of blood suckers is a slam against the Queen or a comment on the state of British cuisine?

During my 23 year commute to Lansing and back, I have seen drivers do some pretty strange things.  Brushing teeth, applying makeup, reading, all while driving their car on the expressway.

But, just when I thought that I had seen it all, a woman, driving the car beside me, was changing the diaper on the infant in the front passenger seat

Now, this is not a desolate stretch road.  There are many exits where this woman could have stopped and changed the diaper.  But, she chose to do it while driving.

Oh well, at least she made it.

The other day, I was shopping for a coffee creamer and I ran across a wide variety of flavors including coffee.

I must admit, coffee flavored coffee creamers took me by surprise.  After all, I wasn’t sure what a coffee flavored coffee creamer would taste like.

Or more to the point, why would you use a coffee flavored coffee creamer?  Usually, when people add cream to their coffee, it is to smooth out the harsh flavor of the coffee and improve the taste.

So, if your coffee is so bad that you need a coffee flavored coffee creamer to it to give your coffee a smoother coffee flavored taste, then maybe you should be changing out your coffee in the first place.

Maybe they will come up with hot chocolate flavored coffee creamer.  Oh wait!  They already have that.

While I drink my coffee black, my kids and some of my friends prefer cream in their coffee.  So, rather than buying “half and half”, I decided to buy a coffee creamer.  But, when I got to the cooler case, there were 3 whole floor to ceiling racks of creamers.

They had vanilla, french vanilla, smooth vanilla (what ever that is), butter scotch, caramel, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, dark chocolate cream, hazel nut, haze nut cream, mint, pistachio, cinnamon, nutmeg, cherry, wild cherry, dark cherry, almond, almond cream coffee, coffee mocha and the list goes on.

I just wanted some plain old coffee creamer.  I finally just gave up and settled on some “half and half”.

I recently saw a full sized billboard ad that read 1-800 CALL….  Now, I don’t know what the billboard was advertising because the ad didn’t say.  And, I can’t call the 800 number because there was not a complete number on the bill board.  But, at least the bill board  company is making money off of the ad.

There is a new restaurant in Grand Rapids called Quaker Steak.  It has the same colors as Quaker State Oil so I thought it was an oil change place.  Plus, it was right next to an oil change place.

I wonder how many other people have made the same mistake?

Bad idea!!