In my office building, it is not unusual to see someone delivering pizza.  It is also not unusual to see someone delivering flowers.  But this morning, I saw someone delivering both pizza AND roses.  I guess if the roses don’t work maybe the pizza will.

Nothing says “world traveler” like European butter.  Of course, since Europeans don’t salt their butter, it guess it has been modified for American tastes.

I guess if you are in a real hurry, you cook with fresh hash brown potatoes instead of the frozen ones.  Throw in a couple of the store bought hard boiled eggs and some precooked bacon and you have breakfast!

Nothing says summer like a slice of cold watermelon.  And while it may taste the same, watermelon needs to be red and not yellow.

I just received an email stating that I have 49.5 million USD waiting for me in a Hong Kong bank.  To receive it, all I have to do is respond to the email and follow the instructions.

Of course, I have no idea where that money came from.  Perhaps the Publishers Clearing House deposited it there by mistake.  Or, maybe some long lost relative put it there and forgot to tell me about it.

Actually, this is a scam that is intended to cheat me out of my own money.  And, I am sure that there are people out there who will fall for it.  Or as W.C. Fields once said, “You can’t cheat an honest man.”