We went to an IKEA.  They sell Swedish Meatballs.  Go figure.

Need high end facial treatment?  No problem.  You can buy it from a machine! At least, I think it is facial treatment.  It could be yoghourt.

A sign on the door of the art museum in Chicago announced that guns were not allowed inside.  Well, since Chicago has had some of the most restrictive gun laws in the country, the signs must be for all of those people who carry guns illegally.  And, I am sure that they will obey the sign.

While in Chicago, we decided to visit the Museum of Contemporary Art.  Since we have visited other contemporary art museums, we were looking forward to seeing sculptures and paintings.  But instead, we saw a room full of tables covered with dirt, carved sheets of particle board with racist comments and furniture covered with concrete.

Originally we thought that we would spend two to three hours there but we were finished after only half an hour.  And, since we had put two hours into the parking meter, we walked down to the lake for some people watching.

Oh, the museum gift store was more interesting that the museum and, unlike the museum, it was free.

The sign is nice but I couldn’t find the box that it references.  I guess it got recycled.

Things never go well at work.  Some days are happy days for me.  Other days are, well, not so happy.  Since I believe in God s Providence, I have to wonder if the bad days are intended to strengthen me or to move me on to other endeavors?

The news claims that Michigan just had an earthquake.  Personally, I think that it was not an earthquake.  Instead, I think that it was really the result of Michigan drivers hitting potholes.

Have a product that you don’t like?  No problem, just bring it to work.  That way others can experience your disappointment.

If it tastes like a pear and smells like a pear, it is probably a pear.

The biggest controversy in my office is not iPhone vs Droid.  It is recycling.  Of course, we have a lot of passive aggressive personality types in the office and they don’t like being told what they can and can’t do.  But, we try to make sure that they are with an adult when crossing the street.