Chewy Noodles.

The other day, I had a cup of instant chicken noodle soup.  Over the years, I have found that the trick to this instant soup is to let it steep a little before eating it.  And so I did with this package.  But even after a few minutes, I noticed that some of the noodles were just plain tough and chewy.

After I had finished with the soup, I checked the empty package and noted that it had expired in 2011.  Then I remembered that last time that I ate instant soup that had expired.  It had worms in it.

I wonder.

Rent Me!

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When I first saw this sign, I wondered why anyone would want to rent a mower for only 75 minutes.  But then I realized that they were advertizing renting a truck to haul the lawnmower after you had purchased it.

Bug Light.

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We all know how annoying it is in the summer time when bugs get into your house and land inside of you light globe.  Well, this light fixture comes with it s very own built in bugs.  I wonder it if will scare off the real bugs?

And A Private Bathroom.

Hotels, with online listings, always try to point out all of the features that they offer.  And, they usually include such things as a coffee maker, safe, microwave and a refrigerator.  But, I was a bit surprised when one hotel chain announced that they had private bathrooms.

WOW! what a novel concept.  I wonder if the bathroom is in the room?

Seven Different Flavors.

Seven different flavors.  No, I am not talking about Jello, I am talking about Diet Coke.  I was in Wendy’s the other day and their pop dispenser gave me a choice of 7 different flavors of Diet Coke.

I am sure the other 6 are very tasty but I will just stick with the original Diet Coke.