The instructions for heating my microwave soup called for me to punch a hole in the film with a fork.  Unfortunately, my soup sprayed up through those holes just like a lawn sprinkler.  The mess was spectacular.

It snowed in the Sahara desert last week.  Where is that Al Gore and his global warming?

While watching a college football, I couldn’t help but notice that the head coach had an assistant who held the back of his pants.  I assumed that the assistant was there to keep the coach from running out on the the field and not just to hold up his pants.

Tired of peeling hard boiled eggs?  There is now a gadget that lets you peel the egg before you boil it.  Simply crack the egg, dump it into this special container and then boil it.  The egg comes out perfect every time with no annoying shell.  What ever.

The AMA has revised the blood pressure standards again. It went from 140/90 to 130/80.  And this revision is expected to effect 46% of the population. Since the original standard was good in 2003 what has changed?  Was the 2003 standard based on defective research?

Since almost half of the population now has high blood pressure according to this new standard, it sounds like a massive pay increase for “Big Pharma” and all of their cronies.

Better get em while you can.  This could be a hot seller this summer.

We are in the annual January thaw.  So, it is time to get the car washed.

This year for Christmas all of my kids and grand kids received Yo-yo s in their stockings.  It proved to be quite entertaining watching them trying to acquire the skills necessary to operate a yo-yo.

I wonder if they have matching pillows?

Just in case you are bored with your fidget spinner.