Recently, I had to ride the elevator up to another floor. When the car arrived and the doors opened, I noted that there was only one other person on the elevator. It was a woman and she was on the right side of the car. When I entered the elevator, I moved to the left side of the car.

As soon as the doors closed, the woman moved over and stood next to me. Since I didn’t know this woman, I thought that maybe she was going to say something to me but she didn’t. She just stood there and smiled at me.

Basically, I considered her behavior to be very strange. I was glad to get off of the elevator. On the way back I decided to use the stairs.

Recently, a pair of Queen Victoria’s panties were sold at auction for $9,000. With a 60 inch waist I guess the buyers got their moneys worth. Personally, I’d rather have a bra worn by Marilyn Monroe than the panties of some old fat queen. But hey, to each their own.

I wonder if they had skid marks?

At a Burger King in London, they now have a $400 hamburger on the menu. Of course, it is not just any run of the mill hamburger, this hamburg is made from expensive beef and has a lot of expensive stuff on it.

While it may be a novelty, I doubt that they will sell many. But hey, what do I know? I am the guy who likes to buy hamburgers for a buck.

I see that Menards has started carrying breakfast cereal. Some how, a lumber/hardware store is not the place I would go to buy cereal. I can understand candy and snack foods as they appeal to impulse buyers and I can understand cleaning supplies but not breakfast food.

It is kind of like, “yeah, I need a 4×8 sheet of 1/2 plywood, a pound of #6 nails and a box of Wheaties.”

What is next, produce?

In a small town in Alabama, a dog is running for mayor. I guess the dogs owner got tired of the local politics and decided that his golden retriever was just as good of a candidate as the rest. And, apparently others thought the same as he was able to get enough signatures to put the dog on the ballot.

This isn’t the first time that something like this has happened. A few years back, a town in Kentucky elected a dog as their mayor.

It will be interesting to see what happens.

Lately, Milley Cyrus has been in the news for her wild antics. After all, she is a grown girl and entitled to a life of her own. But most recently, she has been in the news about a condom manufacturer. It seems that the manufacturer has offered her up to a million dollars to endorse their product.

Now, I know that such an endorsement would damage her image with teenage girls. But, it is those same teenage girls that the condom manufacturer wants to reach out to.

But, I can only imagine what those ads might look like. “Hi, I’m Hannah Montana and when ever I go out with a guy I take along a box of condoms just in case we really hit it off.”

Things certainly have changed from the days of the Mickey Mouse Club. They had enough problems with little Annette in her tight sweaters.

There is a new coffee pot on the market that calms to brew the perfect cup of coffee. And, it only sells for $11,000.

This machine only brews one cup at a time but it allows the user to control the temperature and brew time for each cup. These variables allow you to tailor each cup according to the optimum conditions for each variety of coffee that it uses.

Their main target is commercial use. If you can sell 25 cups a day at $1.50 a cup, the machine will pay for itself in a little over 9 months. Of course, at $1.50 a cup, you could pay off your Mr Coffee in a matter of hours.