Washington state reports that an insane murderer has escaped from authorities.  Well, he didn’t exactly escape, he just sort of walked away.

It seems that the mental institution, where he was staying, decided to take its patients on a field trip to an amusement park.    And, while he was there, he disappeared.

Of course, the hospital staff looked for him for two hours before contacting the police so he had a pretty good head start.  And, given the amount of wilderness in the state, I doubt that they will catch the guy any time soon.

Fortunately, he didn’t kill anyone at the park.  You can’t fix stupid.

A woman who is 107 years old is contemplating getting married for the 23rd time. She feels that her 37 year old husband is thinking about leaving her for a younger woman. (Go figure!) If he does, then she wants to be back in the market for a new husband.

I have heard of men marrying older women because they secretly want a mother, but in this case, the guy must have wanted a great grand mother!

It pays to check your drive through food order before you leave the window. So, a pair of North Carolina teens discovered.

The pair was confused as to why there were three bags of food when it was just the two of them but they took the bags and left. As they were driving down the road, they opened the third bag. To there surprise, they found a bag of marijuana and a 9 millimeter pistol.

When they stopped for gas, a guy pulled in behind them and demanded the bag. They gave it to him.

The police are investigating.

A Grand Rapids man was recently arrested for drunk driving. It seems he was found driving 10 mph on the shoulder of the expressway.

When questioned, he admitted to consuming a 12 pack of beer. A check of priors revealed that he had already been arrested for drunk driving 5 other times.

What was he driving at the time of his arrest?  His electric wheel chair.

A bank in Italy has 17,000 tons of Parmesan cheese stored in its vaults. The cheese is worth about 200 million dollars. Apparently the bank takes the cheese as collateral for money loaned to the cheese makers. So, the bank collects interest from the cheese loans and the cheese makers get a nice safe place to age their cheese.

I wonder if France does the same thing with their wines?

One summer when I was working at Calvin College, Forest Hills called and asked if they could rent the colleges’ portable volley ball equipment. It seems that they were have a volley ball tournament that weekend and needed some more nets.

Since Forest Hills was a local school district, the college felt that they needed to let them rent the equipment. So, they agreed to the deal. They also agreed to drop off the equipment on Thursday and pick it up again on Monday.

Now, if the college had taken a closer look at the check, they would have noticed that it was Forest Hills Camp Ground and not the Forest Hills School District. Forest Hill Camp Ground is a “clothing optional” resort. The college did however discover their mistake when they delivered the equipment.

As a side issue, the college had a hard time finding people to deliver the equipment on Thursday, but come Monday, there were many volunteers to pick it up.

The other day, I ran out of my stick deodorant. So, I went to the cupboard to grab a new one. When I applied it, I discovered that I had purchased the wrong product. Instead of the scent being “summer breeze” it turned out to be “tropical paradise”. Yuck! I now smell like a Pina Colada!

Since my wife happens to like pina coladas, she took it instead.

The hottest selling books right now are Amish love stories. With such story lines such as the Amish girl who falls in love with the Mennonite boy, these books may be come the next Harlequin Romance series. And what do the Amish women thinks of these stories? They love them.

What could be more romantic than reading a love story by candle light?

Since Michael Jackson has moved to the Forest Lawn cemetery, the prices for cemetery plots at forest lawn have started to soar. I guess every one wants to be buried next to him.

The Fab Four, or should I say the Fab Two, just landed a 1.6 billion dollar deal with Rock Band, the video game. This will be the most profitable year ever for the Beatles. And, since there are only two of them left, dividing up the proceeds should be quite simple.

I guess Heather left too soon.