My two cats and I watched a mouse run across the kitchen floor and neither of us moved. I suspect that it was a seniority moment and that the cats were giving me the first dibs on the mouse. Oh well, the mouse poison will eventually get it.

You can now get nose hair extensions. Well OK.

The State has repeatedly shown that it can’t handle road repair money. So instead, we should give our road repair money directly to our county road commission and eliminate the middle man. This money would come from our own county millage. This will insure that our road repair money gets used for our own county roads.

A roofing company that specialized in hot tar roofs, liked to cook hot dogs and hamburgers over their hot tar pot. I guess when you work with hot tar all day long, you can’t taste anything anyway.

When I was a kid, my parents had a hot dog cooker that literally passed house current through them. And while it worked well, the liabilities of the device were astronomical.

I thought that listening to old Christmas songs were annoying. Then I got a dose of old Easter songs.

Our new bathtub comes with a warning not to stick your head in the drain. Well ok.

Over the years, I have seen a lot of picnic tables in the rest areas on the Interstate. And it makes since to have a place to sit and eat while you are traveling. But recently, I saw one with charcoal grills. Are volley nets next?

One year for Christmas, we received an electric pizza oven. Not only could you use it to make pizza, you could also use it to make sandwiches, omelets, fried eggs and pancakes. In fact, the electric pizza oven functioned much like an electric griddle. And it duplicated most of the functions that you could get with an electric fry pan.

If I brush my teeth before I go to the dentist and put on clean underwear before I go to the doctor, should I clean my glasses before I go to the eye doctor?