A Lansing topless bar has volunteered to clean a 1 mile portion of the interstate.  It is nice to know that they are constantly looking out for the good of mankind.

The other day, while shopping at Meijer (regional grocery chain) I noticed that they had “high energy” suet on sale.  I had never heard of “high energy” suet and I had to wonder if that was like “Red Bull” for birds?

While eating breakfast in a national restaurant chain, I noticed that I was the only person eating there.  That meant that I was the only one that the waitress could talk to.  And so, I got a rehash of last night’s CNN news.  I just smiled and ate my eggs “over easy”.

The other day, I had breakfast in a national restaurant chain.  I ordered eggs, sausage and wheat toast.  I could tell by the look on her face and the way that she was rocking back and forth, that my waitress did not approve of my selection.

So, she asked me if I wanted hash browns.  I told her “no”.   She told me that if I ordered the “family breakfast”, it would be cheaper but it came with hash browns.  So, I asked if I could order the “family breakfast” without the hash browns.   And she told me “no”.  So, I ordered the “family breakfast”.

Life it just too short to worry about hash browns.

The other day, I had breakfast in a national restaurant chain.  I ordered eggs “sunny side up”.  The waitress told me that they didn’t have eggs “sunny side up”.  They only had eggs “over easy”.  I told her that eggs “sunny side up” are like eggs “over easy” except that you don’t turn them over.

I could tell by the blank look on her face that this conversation was a total waste of time.  So I ordered eggs “over easy.”

“you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em….”

 CYA N A KIA, that is what the billboard stated.  I had no idea what it meant.  Of course, I wasn’t reading it correctly.  I was reading it as “Sya Na Kya”.  Once it was explained to me, it made sense.

I wonder how many other people missed the point of the ad?

Do we sell hot dogs?

Once again, Cheryl and I have a discussion about art.  She says that this isn’t art and I say that it is….

Your thoughts?

This is what remains of a sailboat.  It was dropped from a helicopter?  Art?

These are giant bats of steel wool.  Notice the way that they are folded.  The artist spent a whole lot of time folding them in that special way that makes a statement.  I know that I am inspired.  I will never look at an SOS pad the same way again.