A bass is a fish.

A bass is a fish, plain and simple. A bace is a musical instrument or a music range. Now I know that some or most of you will say that a bass is a musical instrument or a music range but I don’t understand how you can construe that.

Ass is pronounce ass. Add a b to it and you get bass. Ace is pronounce ace. Add a b to it and you get bace.

I know, most of you have been taught that bass can be pronounce with the a as a long vowel but this defies all of the rules of grammar. So, a bass is a fish, a base is a foundation and a bace is a musical instrument or musical range.

Any questions?

Comcast.

The city owned cable company was recently sold to Comcast. And since the Lowell cable system was old, Comcast has been updating it. Part of the updating included a new high speed internet service.

So, this week, we all got notices from Comcast showing us their new high speed internet service options. The letter stated that we had to choose our new data service in the next couple of weeks or we will be disconnected.

Now, while the letter gave us different data options and prices, it neglected to explain what the different options were. Instead, it suggest that we call their service desk to schedule an installation. Since I found the information that they provided to be very unhelpful, I decided to check out their website.

I found their website to be totally worthless. It was not designed to dispense information. Rather, it was designed to “take your order”.

Out of frustration, I decide to place an order just to see if I could get any more information about their offerings. But, after taking my zip code and street address, the site announced that high speed internet was not available in my area at this time.

Why do I have bad vibes about Comcast?

Lowell Cable.

The city recently sold the city owned cable company to Comcast for 3 million dollars. The city said that the system was old and needed to be updated and that the updates would cost a million dollars.

Our city leaders didn’t fall off of no turnip truck, no sir re. We took those city slickers to the cleaners. Instead of shelling out a million dollars for updates, we netted a clean 3 mil. Those Comcast folks haven’t got a clue. Or do they?

Part of the problem with selling off Lowell Cable is the way that they went about it. And granted, maybe selling Lowell Cable was the right thing to do. But to sneak around behind the backs of the citizens of this community and to sell off city property without the knowledge and consent of the public is totally wrong.

The city leaders seem to have forgotten that they are servants. And as servants, they are responsible to the people who elected them. Maybe it is time for some of these elected leaders to become unelected.

Membership Interview.

In order to join Ada Bible, we had to take two membership classes and have an interview with two Elders. Well, last Sunday, Kathy and I had our membership interview.

It was quite an interesting interview and very intense. They asked questions like when we first came to know Christ as our personal savior and what we though of baptism.

All and all, the interview lasted for over an hour and they seemed to focus on our spiritual life. This was different from the CRCs ten minute interview where they focused more on doctrine and less on the spiritual.

We were quite impressed with the process and came away feeling uplifted. We will probably be baptized after the first of the year.

The Snow Storm. NOT!!

Saturday night, we were supposed to get a major snow storm. Starting at around 6 PM, we were going to get up to 4 inches of snow. The snow was to end at daybreak and then we were supposed to get freezing rain.

When we went to church Saturday night, we discovered that church had been canceled. Bummer, but we knew that the winter storm was a major concern. So we went home and prepared for the weather.

The snow blower was gassed and the snow shovels were located from last winter. We checked the weather channel to track the progress of the storm. We were ready for “weather”!!

After we ate supper, Kathy went out into the hot tub. A couple of seconds later, she returned to put on a hat. It seems that the rain that was scheduled for the AM had arrived. No more snow, just rain.

All and all, by 8 PM we had received about 1 inch of snow. And the freezing rain never developed.

So much for the weather service. “It will be sunny with a chance of rain. Tonight, it will be dark.”

The Motorcycle.

It was unseasonably cold this morning at about 5 degrees.  As I was headed for town to get groceries, I met some guy on a motorcycle.

It wasn’t one of those fancy road bikes with a windshield and faring.  It was just a plain dirk bike.

Now, he was wearing a snowmobile suit so that did provide some comfort, but still, those suits aren’t that warm.  With the temperature at 5 degrees and going down the road at 55 mph, the wind chill must have been around -10 degrees.

I guess he was saving on gas but I would certainly think twice about going anywhere when it is that could.